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Too Hot To Handle?

Entrepreneur, Donald Crabtree is brewing up a cup of trouble in Vassalboro, Maine. He has proposed a topless coffee shop in the former Mac Daddy's Pub at The Fat Cat Grille. Tuesday night the Vassalboro planning board voted unanimously to approve his business above the objections of many of the town's concerned citizens.

The planners said the town has no ordinance to regulate businesses' uniforms or the lack of them. They say the proposal meets the 10 performance standards, mostly related to safety, parking, traffic and signs.

* Star Snickers * If he gets to open his topless coffee shop, "The best part of waking up in Vassalboro, might be Folgers with a C cup!". Maxwell House may become a code word for "Ho' House", where if you stay long enough, it could be "Good to the last drop!". If he were to take his plan all the way and you were to go there, you might be shocked when you heard someone say "Bottoms Up!". This idea gives a whole new meaning to "Meet me at Hooters". Like This Song