Jessica and Nick Finally Take A Dump!

“Newlywed Professionals” Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey announced Wednesday they will be separating. They are dumping each other! * Star Snickers * Three years of marriage must have taken the bloom off the rose and I guess having a reality show about your married life can be a real hazzard to a relationship too . Get the rest of the story.

In The Depps Of Despair!

"Willie Wonka " star, Johnny Depp said he couldn't stay in the US because it's too violent. So, he moves his family to France and guess what? France is a violent place too. He said he was looking for the simple life. * Star Snicker * Maybe he can hook up with those two famous simpletons, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie and find out how it's done. If you always go where the grass is greener, sooner or later you're gonna step in it! Get the rest of the story.

Heidi Fleiss' Stud Farm!

Heidi Fleiss, the 'Hollywood Madam' who went to prison in 1995 for running a call-girl ring, has apparently turned over a new leaf in an old profession. She's looking for male whores to to stock a stud farm she plans to open in nevada. * Star Snicker * She is joining with a Nevada brothel owner and will start laying pipe as soon as she can recruit enough men. Get the rest of the story.

Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban?

Oscar winning Austrailian born Nicole Kidman and 2005 Country Male Vocalist and Entertainer of theYear fellow "Aussie", Keith Urban have been seen together a lot lately. In fact it's rumored that Nicole, the former Mrs. Tom Cruise is sporting a brand new engagement ring on her left hand. Friends of the couple say they are very, very happy and almost inseparable. * Star Snicker * I'm sure when they get married they'll find a lot to do "down under". Get the rest of the story along with photos.

Jennifer Aniston - Man Of the Year?

TV and film actress Jennifer Aniston has had a rough year since her break up with husband and actor Brad Pitt. So, who would have thought that all the crying she did qualified her for GQ Magazine's "Man or Woman in a men's magazine of the year" award. The half naked Aniston appears in only a denim mini skirt on the cover of GQ Magazine's 10th annual "Men Of The Year" issue. They really proclaim her GQ's "Woman of the Year". * Star Snicker * Even though Jennifer is all man to GQ, that topless pose makes me think there's a woman in there somewhere. Get the rest of the story and see photo.

Michael Jackson Needed More Than A Touch-up!

Pop music star Michael Jackson was in a mall bathroom in Bahrain touching up his make-up when he soon realized he was in the "Ladies Room". A woman washing her hands was startled by his presense, but when she recognized who it was she began to take pictures of him with her cell phone. Jackson, wearing a traditional female arab headdress, panicked and chased the woman until he had to hide from unlookers. * Star Snicker * It's not sure that the woman was startled by seeing a "man " in the "Ladies Room" or because she saw Michael Jackson without make-up! Get the rest of the story.

Cameron Diaz Speaks About The Best Award She Ever Won.

Most Hollywood Stars would be proud to receive an Oscar or an Emmy, but movie actress Cameron Diaz is proud of another distinguished honor she aquired. Recently she was reflecting on receiving the best award she ever won. While paticipating in a TV show contest , she received the pestigious Nickelodeon Burp Award! * Star Snicker * When I first heard miss Diaz had received an award, I was sure that it couldn't be for acting. I've seen some of her work. And boy was I right! Get the rest of the story.

Not A "Simple Life" For Paris Hilton!

Hotel heiress and so-called actress, Paris Hilton and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, found it hard to escape the press outside a Hollywood night club early Wednesday. * Star Snicker * Stravos and Paris while painting the town left some paint from the Bentley he was driving on a parked truck while sheilding his face from the paparazzi. The Blind-folded Stavros almost ran over a by-stander when he floored the vehicle to exit the scene. The police later became involved, but I guess stardom has it's privileges. Get the rest of the story. See video of the accident at TMZ.com

Billy Joel On The Road Again!

Billy Joel, the songwriter, composer and entertainer who has had trouble keeping his car on the road, is going to start touring after eight years. His tour will start in January of 2006 and end sometime in April. * Star Snicker * Reports are he is barred from driving the tour bus. Get the rest of the story.

"Jesus Juice" Wine Label Resembles A Crucified Michael Jackson!

"Jesus Juice" is the wine referred to in the Michael Jackson trial used to seduce young boys. Now a CBS News executive, Bruce Rheins is attempting to profit from the ficticious concoction by registering the trade mark for the "Jesus Juice" label and courting wine makers to partner in manufacturing the wine. The label depicts a Jackson-like figure in a Christ-like crusifiction pose. He is naked except for a sheet gathered around his mid-section, a fedora hat, one glove on his right hand, white socks and penny loafers. * Star Snicker* Apparently he's "moon-walking" over the grapes before he's transported by angelic boys to "Never Never Land". See the picture and get the rest of the story.

What Ever Happened To Joey Buttafuoco?

Joey Buttafuoco became a celebrity in 1992, when his 17-year-old lover, Amy Fisher, shot and wounded his wife, Mary Jo. Hollywood scandalized the event by making a couple of TV movies about the sordid affair. Lately Mr. Buttafuoco has found work as "Mr. Freeze", selling ice cream and other frozen treats to stars on the set of Desperate Hosewives. He works a cocession that sells protien snacks. * Star Snicker * I guess since the actresses of Desperate Housewives are older than he's used to, the only buns he'll be handling will be hamburger and hot dog buns. Get the rest of the story.

Which Witch Is Which?

A woman dressed in a purple witch hat and a dark robe robbed a bank near Olympia Washington on Halloween. She handed a note to the teller and claimed to have a gun. As she was running away with the loot, a dye bomb exploded and she dropped the money and her hat. * Star Snicker * Some people near the scene thought they heard her sreaming "I'm melting, I'm melting." Get the rest of the story.

Breathing New Life Into Rocky And Rambo

59 year old Sylvester Stallone is making "Rocky VI" and then "Rambo IV". The movie action hero from the "80s" is resurrecting his two most popular roles. * Star Snicker * Let's hope Sly has the batteries charged on his "Medical Alert" belt and his canteen filled with Geritol. Maybe George Foreman will come out of retirement to help him train for this Rocky sequal. Get the rest of the story.