Jessica and Nick Finally Take A Dump!

“Newlywed Professionals” Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey announced Wednesday they will be separating. They are dumping each other! * Star Snickers * Three years of marriage must have taken the bloom off the rose and I guess having a reality show about your married life can be a real hazzard to a relationship too . Get the rest of the story.

In The Depps Of Despair!

"Willie Wonka " star, Johnny Depp said he couldn't stay in the US because it's too violent. So, he moves his family to France and guess what? France is a violent place too. He said he was looking for the simple life. * Star Snicker * Maybe he can hook up with those two famous simpletons, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie and find out how it's done. If you always go where the grass is greener, sooner or later you're gonna step in it! Get the rest of the story.

Heidi Fleiss' Stud Farm!

Heidi Fleiss, the 'Hollywood Madam' who went to prison in 1995 for running a call-girl ring, has apparently turned over a new leaf in an old profession. She's looking for male whores to to stock a stud farm she plans to open in nevada. * Star Snicker * She is joining with a Nevada brothel owner and will start laying pipe as soon as she can recruit enough men. Get the rest of the story.

Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban?

Oscar winning Austrailian born Nicole Kidman and 2005 Country Male Vocalist and Entertainer of theYear fellow "Aussie", Keith Urban have been seen together a lot lately. In fact it's rumored that Nicole, the former Mrs. Tom Cruise is sporting a brand new engagement ring on her left hand. Friends of the couple say they are very, very happy and almost inseparable. * Star Snicker * I'm sure when they get married they'll find a lot to do "down under". Get the rest of the story along with photos.

Jennifer Aniston - Man Of the Year?

TV and film actress Jennifer Aniston has had a rough year since her break up with husband and actor Brad Pitt. So, who would have thought that all the crying she did qualified her for GQ Magazine's "Man or Woman in a men's magazine of the year" award. The half naked Aniston appears in only a denim mini skirt on the cover of GQ Magazine's 10th annual "Men Of The Year" issue. They really proclaim her GQ's "Woman of the Year". * Star Snicker * Even though Jennifer is all man to GQ, that topless pose makes me think there's a woman in there somewhere. Get the rest of the story and see photo.

Michael Jackson Needed More Than A Touch-up!

Pop music star Michael Jackson was in a mall bathroom in Bahrain touching up his make-up when he soon realized he was in the "Ladies Room". A woman washing her hands was startled by his presense, but when she recognized who it was she began to take pictures of him with her cell phone. Jackson, wearing a traditional female arab headdress, panicked and chased the woman until he had to hide from unlookers. * Star Snicker * It's not sure that the woman was startled by seeing a "man " in the "Ladies Room" or because she saw Michael Jackson without make-up! Get the rest of the story.

Cameron Diaz Speaks About The Best Award She Ever Won.

Most Hollywood Stars would be proud to receive an Oscar or an Emmy, but movie actress Cameron Diaz is proud of another distinguished honor she aquired. Recently she was reflecting on receiving the best award she ever won. While paticipating in a TV show contest , she received the pestigious Nickelodeon Burp Award! * Star Snicker * When I first heard miss Diaz had received an award, I was sure that it couldn't be for acting. I've seen some of her work. And boy was I right! Get the rest of the story.

Not A "Simple Life" For Paris Hilton!

Hotel heiress and so-called actress, Paris Hilton and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, found it hard to escape the press outside a Hollywood night club early Wednesday. * Star Snicker * Stravos and Paris while painting the town left some paint from the Bentley he was driving on a parked truck while sheilding his face from the paparazzi. The Blind-folded Stavros almost ran over a by-stander when he floored the vehicle to exit the scene. The police later became involved, but I guess stardom has it's privileges. Get the rest of the story. See video of the accident at TMZ.com

Billy Joel On The Road Again!

Billy Joel, the songwriter, composer and entertainer who has had trouble keeping his car on the road, is going to start touring after eight years. His tour will start in January of 2006 and end sometime in April. * Star Snicker * Reports are he is barred from driving the tour bus. Get the rest of the story.

"Jesus Juice" Wine Label Resembles A Crucified Michael Jackson!

"Jesus Juice" is the wine referred to in the Michael Jackson trial used to seduce young boys. Now a CBS News executive, Bruce Rheins is attempting to profit from the ficticious concoction by registering the trade mark for the "Jesus Juice" label and courting wine makers to partner in manufacturing the wine. The label depicts a Jackson-like figure in a Christ-like crusifiction pose. He is naked except for a sheet gathered around his mid-section, a fedora hat, one glove on his right hand, white socks and penny loafers. * Star Snicker* Apparently he's "moon-walking" over the grapes before he's transported by angelic boys to "Never Never Land". See the picture and get the rest of the story.

What Ever Happened To Joey Buttafuoco?

Joey Buttafuoco became a celebrity in 1992, when his 17-year-old lover, Amy Fisher, shot and wounded his wife, Mary Jo. Hollywood scandalized the event by making a couple of TV movies about the sordid affair. Lately Mr. Buttafuoco has found work as "Mr. Freeze", selling ice cream and other frozen treats to stars on the set of Desperate Hosewives. He works a cocession that sells protien snacks. * Star Snicker * I guess since the actresses of Desperate Housewives are older than he's used to, the only buns he'll be handling will be hamburger and hot dog buns. Get the rest of the story.

Which Witch Is Which?

A woman dressed in a purple witch hat and a dark robe robbed a bank near Olympia Washington on Halloween. She handed a note to the teller and claimed to have a gun. As she was running away with the loot, a dye bomb exploded and she dropped the money and her hat. * Star Snicker * Some people near the scene thought they heard her sreaming "I'm melting, I'm melting." Get the rest of the story.

Breathing New Life Into Rocky And Rambo

59 year old Sylvester Stallone is making "Rocky VI" and then "Rambo IV". The movie action hero from the "80s" is resurrecting his two most popular roles. * Star Snicker * Let's hope Sly has the batteries charged on his "Medical Alert" belt and his canteen filled with Geritol. Maybe George Foreman will come out of retirement to help him train for this Rocky sequal. Get the rest of the story.

Kirstie Alley and Al Pacino ?

Kirstie Alley , former Cheers star and currently the Fat Actress, has been seen out dining with 65 year old actor, Al Pacino. The rotund Alley says she has dropped 50 pounds recently. * Star Snicker * This may affect her "fat actress" image. It's not certain if the pair is dating or thinking of working on a new project together. If it's a movie, maybe they could call it "Scent of a Delicatessen". Get the rest of the story.

Stockard Channing Out Of Practice - Not?

Emmy-winning actress Stockard Channing pleaded no contest to a drunk driving charge Oct. 7th. The actress decided to take the scenic route after waiting for the California Highway Patrol to clear a traffic problem last December. Her off-road journey was interupted when she was stopped by police. That wasn't the worst of it, as police approached her Porche Boxster they smelled alcohol coming from the car. She flunked an on-site sobriety test and spent three hours in the pokey. * Star Snickers * The co-star of the new CBS sitcom "Out of Practice" may want to practice a little patience next time she decides to guzzle a few and start her own road rally. Get the rest of the story.

It Could Cost To Understand Dylan

Christies' of New York is going to auction of some of Bob Dylans poetry written while he was a student at the University of Minnesota. They expect to get sixty grand for them. * Star Snickers * I always had a hard time understanding the words to the songs Bob Dylan sang. I hope his penmanship is easier to read than his music was to listen to. Get the rest of the story.

Jodie Foster Knifes Cher

Jodie Foster, the star of "Flight Plan"and "Silence Of the Lambs", speaking on slowing down the aging process, recently took a stab at Cher. The 43 year old Foster admitted she's begining to look old, but she will never end up like the legendary singer. Cher, who has a lot of surgical enhancement, told fans on her "endless farewell tour" her body can't take the strain anymore. * Star Snicker * It seems that Jodie may be afraid that her own plastic surgery might be "touch 'n go" instead of "nip 'n tuck". Get the rest of the story. Submitted by American Patriotic Music.

Sniping At Wesley Snipes

Apparently a woman recently filed a paternity suit against "Blade" actor, Wesley Snipes. She claimed Wesley was her baby's daddy. The judge dismissed the suit after DNA evidence was presented. * Star Snickers * Snipes was sure he never whipped out his blade for this woman as she claimed. Get the story.

Rolling Stones Bomb In Virginia!

There was a bomb threat that disrupted the Rolling Stones concert in Charlottesville, Virginia Friday night. Police came with "bomb sniffing dogs", but found nothing and the concert resumed. * Star Sicker * It's a good thing for lead guitar player, Keith Richards, that they weren't "drug sniffing dogs". Get the story. Submitted by FrontierGalaxies.com

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Baby

Tom Cruise is going everywhere telling anyone with a microphone that Katie Holmes is pregnant and expecting his child. * Star Snicker * I wonder if there is a couch nearby. In May tom jumped up and down on the sofa on the Oprah Winfrey show yelling "I'm in love, I'm in love." * Star Snicker * I guess he's found something he loves almost as much as his car. Get the story. Submitted by Steelers Fans United.

Where Is John Travolta's Head?

John Travolta: Scientology dictates a lot of what the actor and his wife, Kelly Preston, do and say in their private lives, but now they want to offer advice to Katie Holmes. The Travoltas have asked Holmes to consider a "silent" birthing process so that the new baby enters the world in a peaceful environment. Scientologists believe that women should hold their tongues in the face of labor and delivery pains. * Star Snickers * I think it's safe to assume that the preferred method was designed by a man, one who has never tried to squeeze a watermelon out of a small hole in his body ... or head. Maybe Mr. Travolta would get my point if he visited a nearby grocery store this weekend. TV Now

Is Garth Brooks Really Retired?

Garth Brooks has been in a self-imposed retirement since 2001 after a divorce from his wife Sandy. He hasn't had a new song out since then.This week he will be releasing a tribute song to his friend Chris LeDoux who died of liver disease in May. The song is called "Good Ride Cowboy". It will only be available in Walmart stores since he recently made an exclusive deal with Walmart to sell his music. Garth proposed to longtime girlfriend Trisha Yearwood on may 25th * Star Snicker * and since there's going to be another mouth to feed maybe he needs to make some extra cash. Get the story. Submitted by FrontierGalaxies.com

Britney Spears Aids Katrina Victims

Hurricane Katrina victims got some support from Britney Spears * Star Snicker * or was it something that supported Britney Spears when she donated one of her "bras" to be auctioned off on e-bay for Hurricane Katrina relief. ** Double Star Snicker ** It was rumored that a few hours later Dolly Parton was donating one of her "bras" in response. The director FEMA thought it would be better used as temporary shelter for two or more dis-placed families and their pets than to be auctioned off on e-bay. Get the story. Submitted by LetsRejoice.com

Lindsay Lohan In Another Crash!

Teen actress Lindsay Lohan was involved in an auto accident when her black Mercedes convertible crashed into a van as she was fleeing the prying eyes of the Paparazzi. She also had a collision in May 2005. * Star Snicker * Someone said she may have taken driving lessons from Billy Joel or was it Ted Kennedy. Get the story. Submitted by SteelersFan.com