In The Depps Of Despair!

"Willie Wonka " star, Johnny Depp said he couldn't stay in the US because it's too violent. So, he moves his family to France and guess what? France is a violent place too. He said he was looking for the simple life. * Star Snicker * Maybe he can hook up with those two famous simpletons, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie and find out how it's done. If you always go where the grass is greener, sooner or later you're gonna step in it! Get the rest of the story.