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7.10.05
Where Is John Travolta's Head?
John Travolta: Scientology dictates a lot of what the actor and his wife, Kelly Preston, do and say in their private lives, but now they want to offer advice to Katie Holmes. The Travoltas have asked Holmes to consider a "silent" birthing process so that the new baby enters the world in a peaceful environment. Scientologists believe that women should hold their tongues in the face of labor and delivery pains. * Star Snickers * I think it's safe to assume that the preferred method was designed by a man, one who has never tried to squeeze a watermelon out of a small hole in his body ... or head. Maybe Mr. Travolta would get my point if he visited a nearby grocery store this weekend. TV Now
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