Too Hot To Handle?

Entrepreneur, Donald Crabtree is brewing up a cup of trouble in Vassalboro, Maine. He has proposed a topless coffee shop in the former Mac Daddy's Pub at The Fat Cat Grille. Tuesday night the Vassalboro planning board voted unanimously to approve his business above the objections of many of the town's concerned citizens.

The planners said the town has no ordinance to regulate businesses' uniforms or the lack of them. They say the proposal meets the 10 performance standards, mostly related to safety, parking, traffic and signs.

* Star Snickers * If he gets to open his topless coffee shop, "The best part of waking up in Vassalboro, might be Folgers with a C cup!". Maxwell House may become a code word for "Ho' House", where if you stay long enough, it could be "Good to the last drop!". If he were to take his plan all the way and you were to go there, you might be shocked when you heard someone say "Bottoms Up!". This idea gives a whole new meaning to "Meet me at Hooters". Like This Song

If The Shoe Fits!

President Bush was in Iraq at a news confernce over the weekend with the president of Iraq. As he was answering questions from reporters, one of them suddenly started shouting at President Bush and threw both of his shoes at him. Secret service agents and others subdued the man and dragged him out as he continued to yell at the president. President Bush showed great reflexes as he bobbed and weaved dodging the flying objects. With calm and confidence he was able to finish the conference and comment on his attacker.

* Star Snickers * I wonder if Pesident Bush thought he was giving him an early Christmas present. He noticed the shoe size. They were size 10. I guess it's the thought that counts. As they were dragging the man out someone thought he said, "You dog, you killed innocent Iraqies." Maybe he was trying to say, "Walk a mile in my shoes." or " If the shoe fits, wear it." Anyway, I'll bet the President thought about the words of that old song, " Shoe fly don't bother me" or was it " Shoes that fly don't bother me".

If he loses his job as a reporter, maybe he could pitch for the Yankees. If he gets a phone call from Madona, we might be seeing him in pinstripes soon. What if President Bush caught one of his shoes and threw it back at him and hit him. Like This Song

Initial Reaction To Barak Obama!

      President elect, Barack Obama will assume the highest office in the United States of America on January 20th 2009. He will also become the "Commander In Chief" of the U.S. military forces around the world. He may even be referred to as "the most powerful man on the planet". But, President Obama does not want anyone to use his middle name, "Hussein" when referring to him. Maybe he thinks it will reminds people of the captured dictator of Iraq, Saddam Hussein.

      I thought we might want to look back at some previous presidents and how they were referred to in order to help our newly elected president with this ploblem. In the 1960s President John Fitzgerald Kennedy was and still is known as, "JFK". President Lyndon Baines Johnson was called "LBJ". * Star Sinckers * Maybe we could start calling Barack Obama, "B.O". (Not to be confused with Bob Obedorf, a friend of mine from grade school). This way we'll never have to use the new president's middle name. That's my "Initial" reaction to Barack Hussein Obama. Shop NFL Teams