Here's Poop In Your Eye

Manhattan's Shizuka Day Spa offer's the Geisha Facial or the "Bird Poop Facial". They use Nightingale droppings in the mixture to make the skin shine. * Star Snickers * This gives new meaning to the teasing kids give each other when they call someone a "Poopy Head". See video for the rest of the story.

Playing "Chicken" In School !

Somebody let 50 Chickens loose in a high scool in Philadelphia , PA over the weekend. Because of the floors being covered with "Chicken crap" and "Chicken feed", about 3,600 students were sent home. A local farmer came to round-up the Chickens. Police were looking at surveillance tapes to find out who pulled off this "fowl prank". * Star Snickers * I hope they get a "bird's eye view" of the whole caper. No, this wasn't a filming of the sequal to "Chicken Run". And no,the Chicken weren't running scared because they just heard about a pop math quiz! The lunchroom manager wouldn't comment if today's menu included "Chicken fingers". Get the rest of the story. Submitted by shopmlbteams.com

Taking "Christ" Out Of Christmas!

"Jesus is the reason for season." Well, maybe not. The Marines and their annual "Christmas" Toys for Tots program that distributes gifts to needy children at "Christmas" time must not think so. A California Teddy Bear company that makes Bible character dolls, tried to donate 4,000 of the religious figures (retail $20 each) to the charity and their gift was turned down. The Jesus Christ, Moses, David, Mary and other figures spoke Bible verses when a button was activated. * Star Snickers * These dolls spout awful things like, "Love your neighbor as yourself", "Thou shall not steal", "Thou shall not kill" and the 23rd Psalm. All very detrimental to children, no doubt. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, isn't "Christmas" named after Jesus Christ and don't we give gifts at "Christmas" time because of the gifts the wise men gave to Jesus at His birth? DUH! Political correctness gone amuck or salvation for the children? See and hear these dangerous and undesireable toys in action.